Episode 417: Watch Out For Max Homa

00:00 – 03:30

Intro & The Masters Preview
Chris and Matt open the show excited about The Masters golf tournament. They discuss favorite players, with Scottie Scheffler as the favorite, followed by Rory McIlroy, DeChambeau, Morikawa, and Rahm. Matt breaks down Scheffler’s dominance, McIlroy’s long winless streak at majors, and Neiman’s hot start.

03:30 – 05:00

Tiger Woods April Fools’ Joke & Mike Weir Memories
Tiger jokes about returning; Matt praises Mike Weir—his favorite Masters champ—despite Weir’s current irrelevance.

05:00 – 08:15

Betting Odds & Max Homa’s Caddy Breakup
Matt dives into personal fandom and betting angles: Max Homa’s resurgence following a major caddy change, and his under-the-radar practice round. Discussion includes lines and betting odds for top finishes.

08:15 – 10:30

DeChambeau, Health Risks & Fitness Nerds
Bryson DeChambeau’s training regimen and health insights impress Matt.

10:30 – 15:00

Matt’s Fractured Ankle Story
Matt finally reveals his fractured ankle saga—from multiple flare-ups to an old growth plate injury found by a podiatrist. He needs an MRI and possibly future ankle replacement.

15:00 – 18:30

Driver’s Test & Teen Driving Fears
Chris and Matt swap stories about driver’s tests, parallel parking disasters, and teenage driving rules. They discuss nerves, inspections, and changes in licensing rules.

18:30 – 21:30

Police Stops & Search Stories
Matt shares being pulled over en route to college and allowing a car search.

21:30 – 25:30

More Cop Stories & Inspection Rants
Chris and Matt laugh through anecdotes about police interactions, including bad timing from a friend who was a cop. They also complain about the scam of car inspections and how tires are never repairable.

25:30 – 28:30

Philadelphia Phillies Recap
The Phillies beat the Braves behind Trea Turner’s and Bryce Harper’s homers. Concerns about the bullpen, Alec Bohm, and Marsh’s inconsistency are discussed. Matt praises Max Kepler’s patience at the plate despite a low batting average.

28:30 – 30:20

Betting Losses: NCAA and NBA
Matt laments losing $1,400 on the Bryant Bulldogs and his ruined NCAA brackets. Chris shares a loss on Spencer Dinwiddie, who stopped contributing after a hot start.

30:20 – 34:00

Phillies Pitching & Cy Young Odds
Chris reads off odds for Phillies starters in the NL Cy Young race:

• Zach Wheeler: 2nd overall (+500)

• Christopher Sánchez: +2500

• Jesus Luzardo: +3300

• Aaron Nola: +10,000

They debate the plausibility of three Phillies in the top three for Cy Young voting.

34:00 – 35:00

Phillies vs. Yankees Odds
Phillies are underdogs (+104) against the Yankees. Probable pitchers: Lizardo vs. Schwellenbach. Matt likes Philly as a moneyline bet.

35:00 – 38:40

Ankle & Arm Injuries + MRIs
Matt outlines next steps for his ankle. Chris recalls tearing his bicep tendon lifting a Peloton. Both joke about unnecessary full-body MRIs and fear of incidental findings.

38:40 – End

Scrubs TV Show & MRI Paranoia
They close with TV talk about Scrubs—notably the episode with Perry’s brother and JD’s brother, and how full-body scans can reveal “stuff you didn’t want to know.” Chris ties it back to his advice.