Episode 429: A Hoge-y fest at the Open?

[00:30–04:30] Early Recording & Joel Embiid ESPN Profile
Chris and Matt open with diving into ESPN’s long-form Joel Embiid feature. Chris finds it revealing, showing Embiid as quiet and misunderstood. They discuss Embiid’s mixed legacy, contrasting current player rankings with his all-time placement.

[04:31–07:00] Knicks Coaching Hire & Whelming Reactions
The Knicks’ hiring of Mike Brown sparks debate. Chris calls it “whelming,” neither exciting nor disappointing.

[07:01–09:00] Donkey Kong Bananza & NCAA Football 26′
Chris excitedly previews Nintendo Switch 2’s Donkey Kong Bonanza, while Matt vents about NCAA Football’s tedious dynasty recruiting.

[09:01–12:30] Road to Glory Mode & Simulated Drills
Chris shares his experience climbing depth charts as a four-star QB, while Matt complains about starting as a backup and being forced into GPA management.

[12:31–17:31] Sneaker Releases: LeBron 21 & Stewie 4 Harry Potters
They shift to sneakers, highlighting the LeBron 21 Prime 93 ($210) and Stewie 4 Harry Potters.

[17:31–20:00] NBA Odds & Sixers Frustration
Kelly Oubre sits at +4000 for Sixth Man of the Year. Chris and Matt discuss Sixers injuries, Paul George’s underwhelming stint, and Tyrese Maxey’s New Balance shoes. Matt laments that Philly stars are signed to “uncool” brands.

[20:01–23:00] Fast Food Rankings & McDonald’s Snack Wraps
Matt celebrates McDonald’s snack wrap returning, while Chris admits he prefers Chick-fil-A or Wendy’s.

[23:01–26:30] Movie Talk: Sinners 
Chris praises the HBO Max thriller Sinners starring Michael B. Jordan.

[26:31–29:30] House of the Dragon Catch-Up
Matt resumes House of the Dragon but struggles to keep track of characters and time jumps. Chris recommends quick YouTube recaps, which Matt refuses to watch.

[29:31–32:00] Harry Potter Reboot Casting
They discuss HBO’s upcoming Harry Potter reboot. Chris feels the new cast looks too young compared to the original films, while Matt jokes about actors aging like How I Met Your Mother.

[32:01–35:30] MLB All-Star Game & Kyle Schwarber MVP Debate
Matt questions awarding Kyle Schwarber MVP for a derby-style finish but admits Schwarber deserves praise. They discuss the Phillies’ offseason challenges with Schwarber, Realmuto, and Ranger Suárez entering free agency.

[35:31–38:00] Phillies Trade Deadline & Win-Now Moves
Chris floats a trade idea for Steven Kwan and Emmanuel Clase, even if it means giving up top prospects like Andrew Painter. Matt supports an all-in approach, citing Bryce Harper’s prime years.

[38:01–41:00] Golf Controversy: Wyndham Clark’s Ban
The hosts slam Wyndham Clark for damaging a 100-year-old Oakmont locker without offering to pay for repairs.

[41:01–END] The Open Championship & Sportsbook Picks
Scottie Scheffler (+600), Rory McIlroy, Jon Rahm, and Bryson DeChambeau lead the favorites. Matt recommends betting Justin Rose for a top-10 finish (+5500 outright) and jokes about a “Hoagie Fest” bet on Tom Hoge (+30000).